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11 Funny monkey quotes

Funny monkey quotes bring a playful swing to your day! πŸ’πŸ˜‚ Whether it’s their mischievous antics or cheeky expressions, these quotes capture the fun and humor that monkeys naturally inspire. Get ready to laugh at some wild and witty monkey moments! πŸ˜„πŸŒ

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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