11 funny monkey quotes - Wordgag

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

May 23, 2026

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

May 22, 2026

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

May 22, 2026

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

May 21, 2026

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

May 20, 2026

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

May 20, 2026

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

May 19, 2026

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

Apr 1, 2026

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Mar 30, 2026

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Mar 28, 2026

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Mar 28, 2026