Commentary:
Ah, so my ever-growing collection of memes makes me a digital Robin Hood! 🏴☠️📚🤣
11 Funny ownership quotes
Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.
Commentary:
When you finally realize that your iPad has become the world's most expensive TV remote 🎮📱😂
If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.
Commentary:
🔑🏠 "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? 🤷♂️😂"
I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.
Commentary:
🐶😂 "Who's a good boy? Apparently not Bob, because he's turning your rug into his personal bathroom! 😅 Talk about mixing up identities – Bob's living his best (but most mischievous) human name life! 🐕💩 #DogsWithHumanNames"
Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.
Commentary:
"Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They'll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don't count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes"
Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.
Commentary:
"Remember folks, kindness pays off! 🌟 You never know when your good deed might lead to a VIP dip in a jacuzzi! 💦 So, spread those good vibes and keep your eyes peeled for the next potential jacuzzi owner! 🛁😄 #KindnessIsKey"
‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.
Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of a book hoarding enthusiast! 📚😄 One does not simply stop at loving reading… the shelves must bear witness to this deep affection! 📖📚 #BookLoversAnonymous"
I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.
Commentary:
"Bananas: the fruit that drove a rift between humans and monkeys, creating a banana battle of epic proportions! 🍌🙉 Who will emerge victorious in this fruity feud? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Banana Wars'!"
So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?
Commentary:
Absolutely! 🤣 Well, technically you might not end up owning a bank, but hey, you could definitely be the designated neighborhood mortgage guru! 💸💼 Just imagine, hosting reverse mortgage seminars from your own living room in a house that's practically a bank vault! 🏦💰 Who knew homeownership could come with a side hustle! 😂 #MortgageMastermind
You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.
Commentary:
"Earbuds: the ultimate master of disappearing acts! 🎧💫 Just when you think they're yours to keep, poof! They vanish into the abyss of lost socks and missing keys. Cherish the moments spent untangling them from your pocket while you can! 😅 #EarbudStruggles"