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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.