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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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