I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box. I don't even know where the box is.

Commentary:
“Who needs a box when you’ve got unlimited imagination? 🌟 Think so far outside the box that you forget it even exists! 📦🚫 #BreakingBarriers”

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