Commentary:
I'd definitely check it out, but only after checking it for monsters first! 🚪📦👀
29 Funny box quotes
Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies.
Commentary:
Those Capri Sun packs are basically pre-med school for the juice-obsessed! 😂🧃👨⚕️
I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
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Why do we keep those boxes? Are we secretly hoping to use them as tiny condos for our chargers? 📦📱😂
Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?
Commentary:
Holding onto boxes like we're preparing for the World's Slowest Moving Challenge 📦😂 #BoxCollectorsUnited
I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.
Commentary:
I'll take the hoodie for now, but keep that heart on layaway 😉💀❤️
Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.
Commentary:
Congratulations on achieving cable immortality! 🎉👏 It's like finding the Holy Grail of tech! 🏆🔌
Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?
Commentary:
Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷♂️🍅
Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.
Commentary:
Pasta doesn't need a window to its soul. I trust the noodles! 🥸🍝🔍
One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.
Commentary:
Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦
Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.
Commentary:
"Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"