28 funny box quotes - Wordgag

Capri Sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies.

Jun 19, 2026Jun 19, 2026

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

May 30, 2026

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

May 30, 2026

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

May 29, 2026

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

May 29, 2026

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

May 28, 2026

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

May 28, 2026

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

May 27, 2026

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

May 27, 2026

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

May 27, 2026

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

May 27, 2026

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

May 27, 2026

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

May 26, 2026

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

May 24, 2026

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

May 24, 2026

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

May 23, 2026

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

May 23, 2026

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

May 23, 2026

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

May 23, 2026

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

May 22, 2026

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

May 22, 2026

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

May 22, 2026

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

May 22, 2026

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

May 21, 2026

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

May 20, 2026

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

May 20, 2026

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

May 19, 2026

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

May 19, 2026