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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.