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Witty quote about skipping calories by drinking black coffee instead of alcohol.

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, black, calory, coffee, drink, humor, i, preference, save on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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