Commentary:
Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
Funny road safety quotes
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
Commentary:
Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.
Commentary:
"Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"
Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.
Commentary:
🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"
One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where a car's turn signal actually works, and pedestrians don't have to play a dangerous game of 'Guess which way this giant metal box is going next?' 🚗💡 Talk about a pedestrian-friendly upgrade! Now if only we could get the drivers to use that magical blinky light consistently… 😅"
I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.
Commentary:
Bad weather turns some drivers into meteorological thrill-seekers! ⛈️🚗😅
I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.
Commentary:
Looks like Jesus took the wheel, but the turn signal got left behind! 🙈🚗😂