funny road safety quotes - Wordgag

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

May 27, 2026

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

May 26, 2026

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

May 21, 2026

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

May 20, 2026

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

May 19, 2026

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

May 19, 2026

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

May 18, 2026