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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.