I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Master of free leg shaves, one tattoo parlor at a time! 😂🦵✂️ Related funny posts 🤝 Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control. If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day. I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them. I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.