I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.