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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”