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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of living with a dog: no need to worry about dropped food because you've got a furry cleanup crew on standby! 🐾 Who needs a vacuum when you've got a hungry pooch around? 😂🐶 #LifeHack"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cleaning, dog, dogs, dropped, dropped food, food, humor, i, joke, people, pet, pick, responsibility on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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