Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
- Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.
- There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
- Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.
