I have thought one billion times about everything.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.