I have thought one billion times about everything. Commentary:That's a billion more times than I've ever thought about going for a run! 🏃♂️💭😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times. Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch. He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.