Commentary:
When you say "hyperbole" like "guacamole," it's sure to make the party dip into laughter 🥑😂
Funny hyperbole quotes
Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.
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Commentary:
"BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! 🛠️😂 #SpinalSpaDay"
I have thought one billion times about everything.
Commentary:
That's a billion more times than I've ever thought about going for a run! 🏃♂️💭😂