Funny billion quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Whoever said ‘the more, the merrier’ clearly didn’t have to deal with annoying friends 🙄. With 8 billion options out there, may the friendship odds be ever in your favor! 🤣👯‍♂️ #QualityOverQuantity”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  When your body is ready to doze off but your brain suddenly becomes a 24/7 idea factory 🤯💭 Good luck trying to count sheep with that much brainpower on overdrive! 😂🐑 #SleeplessInBrain-lanta

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Finally, a revolutionary innovation that might just change the world: A printer that actually PRINTS when you need it to 🖨️💸 Who would’ve thought such a simple concept could be worth billions?!”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. 🧠💭💤 When your brain hits you with a late-night brainstorming session just as you’re drifting off to dreamland… Thanks, brain, but can we reschedule this meeting for, oh, never? 😂🌙 #OveractiveBrain #LateNightMusings

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Happy Earth Day! 🌍🎉 Who knew getting older could make you so hot? 🔥😉 Here’s to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) 😄 #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals”

  4 months ago

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