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Humorous quote about parenting, highlighting the expense of being a baby with witty humor.

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

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I'm trying to adult, but my inner baby keeps maxing out my snack budget! 🍩🍼💸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulting, baby, expense, expensive, humor, i, money, responsibility, self-deprecating, work on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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