I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.) Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm trying to adult, but my inner baby keeps maxing out my snack budget! π©πΌπΈ Related funny posts π€ Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby. I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack. Itβs crazy that you donβt really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.