Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Making sure to pencil in some "me-time" on my schedule today! 📅😏✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break. Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow. Not today, Satan, but next week works. I already want to take a nap tomorrow. Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.