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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Making sure to pencil in some "me-time" on my schedule today! πŸ“…πŸ˜βœ¨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged forget, humor, motivation, optional, orgasm, partner, personal, personal well-being, pleasure, self-care, sexuality, today, well-being on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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