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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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100 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

49 shares on X this month:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Trending via Facebook:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Shared recently on Discord:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Making waves on Instagram:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Making waves on Telegram:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Breaking via Reddit:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Going viral on Messenger:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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