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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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I woke up alive again.

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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