Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.
  • Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
  • At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
  • If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.
  • What was the name of the boat in Titanic?
  • Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.