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When life gives you lemons, double-check the instructions before you start a lemonade stand! 🍋🤔🙃
23 Funny decisions quotes
Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
Commentary:
Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆
All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.
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Overthinking is my cardio, and I'm still out of shape 🧠🏋️♂️🤷♀️
Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.
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Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃
Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.
Commentary:
"Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"
I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.
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Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.
Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.
Commentary:
"Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"
I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.
Commentary:
"When the real enemy is the man in the mirror 😂🤦♂️ #TeamSelfSabotage" 💥🔄
It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.
Commentary:
"Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"