I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:One way to keep the romance sizzling: using the ladder more than the love song! 🔋😂🚨 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants. There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me. I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress? I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight. “Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.
