I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? ๐โ๏ธ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! ๐โโ๏ธ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous" Related Funny Posts ๐ค The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, heโs still hot. Iโm feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off. I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic. My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, โhot dogs! hot dogs!โ over and over again? Thatโs me, looking for hot dogs.