I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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"Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? 😂☕️ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! 💁‍♀️ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous"

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