I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.
I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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โ€œWho needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•๏ธ Itโ€™s all about finding that perfect balanceโ€ฆof caffeine and chaos! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ #CoffeeLoversAnonymousโ€

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