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"Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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