I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:If I remember your number, that's true love in the age of contacts and speed dial! 📞❤️😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave. My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food. Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out. I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. “You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.