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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Just landed via YouTube:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Trending via Twitch:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Just landed via Reddit:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Going viral on Facebook:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Breaking via X:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

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74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

17 shares on Slack this month:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

36 shares on Instagram this month:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

11 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Going bananas on X:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Going viral on Threads:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Spotted on TikTok:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Making waves on Twitch:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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I love mirrors because they remind me of how pretty I am.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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