I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda. Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards. Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head. I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.
