Funny bags quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone finally found the perfect recipe for peace and quiet this Mother's Day! 🔑🚪😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

  Commentary:
  "When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the real luxury isn't in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of grocery bag inception: Within a bag, lies a bag, cradling more bags. It's like a bagception! 🛍️🔄♻️ Who knew our homes were secretly harboring a clandestine society of bags within bags, plotting their next shopping spree? Watch out, it's a bagvolution! 🌟😂 #Bagception"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁‍♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"

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