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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.