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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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