Commentary:
On hold and feeling VIP, I should start charging for my patience! 🤙📞😂
33 Funny phone call quotes
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
Commentary:
Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.
Commentary:
When my phone rings, it's either a scammer or my toaster is finally asking for relationship advice! 📞🤖🍞
I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.
Commentary:
Who knew speakerphones had "unlimited audience" mode? 📢🙉😂
Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.
Commentary:
Why earn while you work when you can thrive through chaotic calls? 📞😅 #WorkFromHomeAntihero
Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.
Commentary:
Getting international attention for my car, but I just need a local miracle to fix it! 🚗🔧😂
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
Commentary:
Foxes need coffee too! ☕🦊 Sounds like someone just got outfoxed by their own joke! 😂📞
Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”
Commentary:
Sounds like someone unlocked the "husband hotline" feature on their relationship plan! 📞🤔🤣
Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.
Commentary:
It’s all fun and games until the bank knows you too well: "Did you really need 37 cat-themed mugs?" 🐱🛒📞
Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.
Commentary:
They say if you play hold music backwards, you hear the sound of someone laughing at your patience! 🎶🙉😂