I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.