I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all Iβve come up with is mowing the lawn. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've got the grass-roots solution for filling your free time! π±ππΏ Related funny posts π€ I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today. Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn. Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn. I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.