I need to eat healthier but donuts exist. Posted onOct 2, 2023Oct 9, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI need to eat healthier but donuts exist. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts. I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist. Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle? “Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts. Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.