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"Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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