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"Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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My parents think they know me.

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

My parents think they know me.

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

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