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"Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"

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45 shares on Threads this month:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

79 shares on X this month:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Making waves on Instagram:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

I was dropped as an adult.

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

I was dropped as an adult.

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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