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Still trying to get a refund on my existence subscription 😅🤔✨
28 Funny exist quotes
Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.
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That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! 🍄🏡🥣✨
I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.
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Reminiscing about the good old days when I was a twinkle in my grandma's eye 😆✨ #ThrowbackThursday
Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?
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Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸♀️🦸♂️🧺✨
Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.
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When comfort becomes the true fashion statement of the week 😂🩳🏆
The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.
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Relatable content alert: proof that even I can't stand how awesome I am for a solid 24 hours a day 😂🤷♂️
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.
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Guess I'm stuck with current me as my sidekick on this hero's journey! 🦸♂️💪🤣
Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?
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I’m totally ready for the universe to hire me as a full-time cat cuddler and artistic daydreamer! 🎨🐱✨
What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.
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Looks like our invites got lost somewhere between Blockbuster and dial-up internet 😂📼🕸️