I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!” Commentary:"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. A real smartphone would know when to shut up. Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer. A real smartphone would cut you off.
