I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

Commentary:
“Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you’ve got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂”

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