I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.
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"Why hire someone when you can just develop a self-slapping mechanism? 🤚🍔 It's the ultimate diet plan – guaranteed to keep those midnight snack cravings at bay! 😂 #HandSlapDiet"

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