I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Commentary:
“Who knew the fridge would become our new BFF in times of social distancing? 🤣🍔 Stay strong, flatten that curve (and maybe indulge in a snack or two)! 🥪🍦 #FridgeLife”

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