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Sounds like we're on the verge of "essay-itis"📝🤧—better stock up on highlighters and caffeine! ☕️📚
16 Funny pandemic quotes
This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.
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Still waiting for my "life upgrade" package to arrive! 😂📦😷
The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.
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Sounds like we all caught a contagious case of zero f*cks given 😄📚🤷♂️
And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.
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Surviving a pandemic just to botch a cake recipe—where do I collect my adulting trophy? 🏆🍰🙈
Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.
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Leveling up from virtual worlds to the dating world—pressing start soon! 🎮➡️💑
Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.
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Trying to find the Wi-Fi password in this version of hell is punishment enough 😂🔥📶
The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.
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Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣
I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.
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"Remember the good old days when social distancing was just personal space and not a global mandate? 🤣 #BringBackThe6FeetRule"
One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.
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Ah, the dramatic reveal of unmasking post-pandemic, a true fashion statement! 💃💼 It's like a surgeon's grand finale, but instead of saving lives, we're just revealing our faces after a trip to the grocery store. 😷💥 Who knew removing a piece of cloth could be so satisfying yet slightly anti-climactic? 🎭 #UnmaskingDrama
I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.
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"Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"