Commentary:
Guess I'm just hoping for a Michelin-starred tweet to show up in this empty fridge of doom! 🐦🔍✨
Funny refrigerator quotes
I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.
Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a gentleman in kitchen attire? 🤣 Let's find you a partner who knows the true meaning of chivalry… and fridge etiquette! 🚪🍴 #ChilledRomance"
I love you to the refrigerator and back.
Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day love story – forget the moon and stars, it's all about the fridge now! 🌌❤️🍔 Whoever said romance is dead clearly never experienced the joy of late-night snacks and midnight fridge raids together. 😂🍴 #RelationshipGoals
You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.
Commentary:
"Who needs stickers when you can have fridge magnets flying all over your car? 🚗💨 Just when you thought driving couldn't get more quirky! 🤪✨ #RefrigeratorCar"
I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
Commentary:
"Who knew the fridge would become our new BFF in times of social distancing? 🤣🍔 Stay strong, flatten that curve (and maybe indulge in a snack or two)! 🥪🍦 #FridgeLife"