I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text. Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.