I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate 'get out of socializing' card! 😅👶 Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.
