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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up…

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up…

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Waking up early to exercise? More like hitting snooze and dreaming about being fit! 🛌😴💪 #MorningStruggles #FitnessGoalsFailed

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged early, exercise, i, ID, ironic, kind, never, person, right, wake, wake up on Feb 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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