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Ah, the classic "I like my cookware handles to double as a hot yoga session" approach! 🔥🧘‍♂️ Because who needs fingerprints when you can have hand-shaped sear marks instead, am I right? 🤣🍳 #HotHandleClub

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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