I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I've been running marathons in my sleep! ππββοΈπ΄ Related funny posts π€ Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, Iβm tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. Thatβs why I think of running everyday. Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m. Donβt hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.