I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to protect your home and your wallet! ๐๐ ๐ฐ Related funny posts ๐ค Spending money is too easy. For my bank accountโs sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind. Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.