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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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That's one way to protect your home and your wallet! πŸ˜‚πŸ πŸ’°

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, money, neighbor, neighbors, saved, saving, security, security system, stealing, system on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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