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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.