Commentary:
That's one way to protect your home and your wallet! 😂🏠💰
Funny saved quotes
Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.
Commentary:
"Welcome back, dear! Get comfy, because it's time for our internet marathon! 🎥🍿😂"
I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.
Commentary:
"Consider it a preemptive strike for your own safety 👻💁♂️ Who knew my absence could be a blessing in disguise? 🤣 #YoureWelcome"
When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
Commentary:
"Bravo to this wheelie awesome individual! 🎉♿️ Who knew saving the world would come with a seating arrangement requirement? 😂💰 Keep rollin' towards that million, one wheel revolution at a time! 🌟🚲 #WheelchairWisdom"
Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?
Commentary:
"Nobody checked in with the sun to see if it needed rescuing 🌞 Maybe it's perfectly content with its job of brightening our days, who are we to assume otherwise? 🤔😄"
Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.
Commentary:
When you save money but pay with sanity: welcome to the public transport life! 🚍😅🧠
On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.
Commentary:
This sounds like a solid strategy to avoid awkward pocket dials to "Babe #4" 😂📞👔
I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.
Commentary:
Guess you're the ultimate digital hoarder! Don't forget to declutter your screen sometime! 📺😂📦