βI shouldβve peed before I left,β will be my epitaph. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Forever in search of a restroom π»πͺ¦π§ Related funny posts π€ Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here. Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go? Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again. Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell? My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.