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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Commentary:
"Oh no, it sounds like your gym membership might be hiding in the locker room! 🏋️‍♂️ Don't worry, maybe it's just doing some extra squats and push-ups on its own. 😂💪 It's always worth checking in with those elusive gym gains – they can be quite the sneaky little devils! 🕵️‍♂️ #MysteryOfTheMissingMuscles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, exercise, fitness, frustration, going, gym, humor, i, months, results, sign, sign up, still, weekend on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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