I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up,… Commentary:"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture. Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights. I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me. The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree. Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.