I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know itβs to annoy my husband. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? πββοΈπͺ #MarriagePrankster" Related funny posts π€ Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture. I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I donβt know where to put it. American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so Iβm going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.