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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up,…

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up,…

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"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁‍♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoy, change, furniture, home, humor, husband, i, people, rearrange, relationship, tell, things on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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